Why isn’t there a bathtub at GCU I can use…
I just want a long, hot, relaxing bath.
I just want a long, hot, relaxing bath.
Every Saturday. And Wednesday. And some days in between.

Why I need a job.
Because my car insurance costs $200/month, but thankfully I only have to pay for half of that. But the half I pay for is really money my parents give me as allowance, but my car insurance takes the majority of my $40/week allowance anyways. So I have $16.92 per week to live on…
Also,
Why I need a budget.

To-Do:
-Write Anatomy Disease paper
-Take Anatomy quiz
-Study a long time for my Anatomy Lab Midterm
must love decorating for holidays
mischief
kissing in cars
and wind chimes
no specific height
weight
hair color
or political affiliation required
but would prefer a warm spirited non racist
cynics
critics
pessimists
and “stick in the muds” need not reply
voluptuous figures a plus
any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white
or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed
i am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians
but dont want to rule them out entirely
must be tolerant of whistling
tickle torture
james taylor
and sleeping late
i have a slight limp
eerily soft hands
and a preternatural love of autumn
I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult
I wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time
all i want is
butterfly kisses in the morning
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart
and to make you smile until it hurts
- Matthew Gray Gubler

Gubler’s a ladies man who left Shhhmar wit none.

At least I’m not the only one who likes making fish tanks out of interesting things.